After-party

With reports flooding in, further news on Semi after-party is now available.

First reactions to After-Party credit it for bringing together groups that are so rarely seen together in Hunter's hallways.

Namely, awkward White guys and Asians.

In fact, according to professional party organizer G K, "Up to 9% of after-party was populated by students not legally allowed within 100 feet of the school.  Also in attendance was a diseased Andy Samberg."  In-house Reggae artist J L elaborated, "After-party acted as a unifying force: it brought an entire grade together. Thank Haile Selassie, I even got some ass."

And so, the members of the Jew, Rasta, Gaelic, and Vaguely Ethnic Kingdoms learned to live in peace.

Similarly, after-party witnessed an influx of Japs not seen at the school-sanctioned Semi-formal.  It is believed that the senior princesses were unable to find dates to the event at 57th and instead roamed the nearby streets.  Amid the presumably aimless wandering, the one walking in front was inspired to go to after-party, and the others simply followed.

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Pedophilic gangsters kept order that night, kicking out a homeless guitarist and his date, and charging some white kid with breaking a window.  Upon considering calling the police, they remembered the bricks of cocaine occupying their waistbands and opted not to.  Instead, the fully grown men spent their evenings observing intense teenage make-out sessions on a wall seemingly designated for that purpose.  It is speculated that the men actually volunteered for the jobs, secretly getting off to the potentially sauced high school students.

Guest appearance was made by cuddly Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gallani.

Resident debater B W was critical of the event, sneering, "The gratuitous use of sub-bass ruined my tympanic membranes;" adding that he would have made the party worthwhile by incorporating themes from the last party he attended: the "Red, Black, and Silver" Dance.  Similar qualms came from a group of predominantly Asian students sitting in a hallway most people only walk through, who claimed, "Those beats were too nasty for our virgin ears."

Regardless, attendees were treated to the same dubstep remixes of YouTube videos previously heard at every other Hunter party, Talent Show, and nearby laptop.  Fortunately, the selection did not include any of the KPop playlist many ACS members are so fond of. According to numerous sources, playing such effeminate boy-band music might have actually made the newly deflowered Koreans more annoying that night.

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Also mercifully ignored was the Song Request Google Doc. Originally populated by such hits as "Sexy Back" and "Like a G6," the group rapidly descended into 4339-line monstrosity, filled with 157 requests for "Friday," along with high points such as "Smell Yo Dick" and "The Nigga Song." "I just wanted everyone to have a good time," said naïve Term Council President J H, "which is why I felt it necessary to give everyone in the entire grade a notification every ten minutes, even after the entire plan was down the shitter." The whole list was later turned a bright yellow by Anonymous User 8678, who was unavailable for comment.