Semi-Formal Debut

Both with the debut of Hunter's finest news source and many an intoxicated Asian, Semi-formal is bound to stay memorable for days to come (to some, re: after-party).

Most notable: random fucking hook-ups.  From MG to M, ass was being got pretty much everywhere.

Students condemned the actions of a large hispanic rooster

Most terrifying: what may have seemed like an actual troll trying to fight you.  D S was at it again (actually, most likely for the first time), terrorizing you and your date in an attempt at god-knows-what.

Most happening: not the after-party.  A group led by E W was able to secure an after-semi karaoke spot and undoubtedly sing to all the shitty songs they had just heard at Semi.

The songs: limited to bad ones.  One critic claimed the songs were those selected out of a hat full of "only the fecal matter produced by grown homeless men."  Other complaints were far less disgusting, but still held weight against the quality of the song selection which included unprecedented quantities of Ke$ha.  "They didn't have Friday, I was really looking forward to that," complained a socially retarded participant, drunk on the fervor of a pop-fad she actually knew about.

The cacophony of the night's playlist was topped only by the DJ's stunning likeness to Severus Snape. It is possible that Snape was, in fact, hired to boost support for recent shitty 2012 mascot proposal "Severus Snake."

The dancing: awkward grinding galore.

The after-party: was full of people you have most likely never seen before.  Among the potentially inebriated masses, Y G J had this to say: "Ruaghhhyyuuuu."  Other notable moments included a fight between lightweight C L and a window.

Dunno who these kids are, but they look fucking trashed

The party provided water, thankfully satiating the dried palates of all who had the sense to pregame.  However, only two bathrooms were made available, 50% of which were later on used by C B and her date.  Lines grew long even when the water ran out, some say, because the sink in the bathroom on right actually worked.

In later news, J H's leg was almost set on fire by the vigorous motions of his date.