Grade Mascots

2011's grade mascot Shark Kent shocked and awed last year at Hunter's annual carnival. The shock mostly came from the logical incoherence of what the mascot represented.  Clark Kent is the reserved disguise Superman uses to seem normal, similar to E J's sober state. Identifying with such an lesser character, however, seemed to best fit the Class of 2011, who voted for Clark last year.  One possible reason for such a choice is the grade's frequent partying with 2013, which may have caused them to internalize a feeling of inferiority.  One senior commented, bitingly, "LC hooking up with all those sophomores sure isn't helping."

2011 in a nutshell

2012's grade mascot is not projected to be much better.  Current suggestions are bound to Harry Potter references, YouTube sensations, and literary figures, all of which involve the least intimidating mascots in the Animal Kingdom.  S G holds the record for most numerous suggestions ranging from "Batman" to "Spiderman" to "Shark Kent again because we really can't beat it and wouldn't that be hilarious."  The disheartened juniors will most likely continue to debate sub-par mascot ideas until they all forget to vote and the E Twins pick it for them.

2013's grade mascot is projected to not make sense.  Judging by the grade's current hoodie design, it is assumed that over 73% is perpetually high.  M K was interviewed on his winning design, "I don't really know how it came to me.  I was pressing random stuff in the side bar thing, you know what I'm talking about?  Do you have any snacks?" If 2012 is any indication, half the grade will likely be expelled on drug charges before mascot voting even begins, which may shift the voting body towards sobriety, and thus, away from the penguin.

What the fuck is this shit?